And I don’t want the world to see me, indeed.

Because 99% of people on coke are way less interesting than they think they are.

There’s definitely more to this story. For starters, how can your dealer extort you? A guy at Skipper’s level is dealing with a specialized kind of dealer, definitely one that is referral only, so if he threatens one of his clients he’s really endangering his entire client base. Nobody would trust them, thus they…

I had a professor who always used to say that you shouldn’t do coke at work because it turned you into a twitchy mess, and you should do heroin instead. Or maybe it was the other way around. I can never remember so I always do both just in case.

I’m just glad he went with “someone from whom I bought cocaine” as opposed to the more colloquial “someone I bought cocaine from”.

If you can’t trust your cocaine dealer, who the hell can you trust? Life is hell

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Let’s all agree there was a wolf that may have been doing some sort of steps.

You’re dumb.

Here’s a Cracked explainer about why sexual assault victims come forward so rarely. Here’s another about why colleges aren’t in the business of punishing the guilty, but of making the unpleasant truth go away.

Because when harm is done within an institution, the first response is report within that institution.

The DoJ’s research indicates that arrest rates in rape cases are just 38% (and conviction rates lower than that). Individual municipalities have even lower arrest rates. Nationwide, many reported rape cases ever year are closed without any investigation, and thousands of rape kits go untested. (When some of those kits…

Stupid rape victims not following procedure!

As noted in several linked posts above and in ESPN’s reporting, numerous assaults were reported to police, only for charges not to be brought or to later be dropped. The Appling-Payne case, despite police requesting charges be brought, was dropped by a prosecutor who subsequently was hired to, yes, work in Michigan…

Let’s just breakdown what we’re working with here.

And on mobile I can’t make it all the way through a Jamboroo without a Walmart gift card phishing scam redirect.

If you sleep in the same bed every night, you’re both going to spend a lot of your lives farting together. If you watch TV together on a regular basis, you’ll fart together a lot. It’s normal, it’s healthy, it’s fine. You don’t have to make a show of it, but I’m not pausing the TV so I can go fart elsewhere. I’m don’t…

It’s like the guy at my work who wants to get Dilly Dilly going as an office thing... fuck off brand-bot-man.