Haha, win. Though I might suggest replacing incorrect with aberrant. Just for funzies.

Hahaha, nice. Is it ok to be an ass instead of a dick?

"soap on a rope" doesn't have any alliteration, actually. It rhymes and is somewhat sing-songy, but alliteration would be more like "soap on a string" or something to that effect.

While that's true, I would argue that Nickleback is objectively bad. Not really, I'm just being an ass at the moment.

When people say they like Nickleback, this is how I feel.

I read this while waiting for my Human Factors class to start. That's pretty funny. This is actually what my research lab I work in is studying (to an extent) as well.

Uh...any paper that can hold water (i.e., any paper that is waxed generally) can boil water. We used to boil eggs in paper cups in camp fires for Boy Scouts. It takes less energy to boil the water than it does to ignite the paper, so all of the energy is absorbed by the water leaving the paper relatively cool. Really,…

Gizmodo, upon reading a story that suggests Android is the least open "open" software (even though the more open pieces of software almost all are parts of Android): BITCH BITCH BITCH WHY IS GOOGLE NOT OPEN ENOUGH?!

I'm sure that when I finally do get to see them, I'll go running around trying to catch them, despite being far too old for such things.

That's amazing. It always makes me a little sad that I spend all of my time in the Rockies and on the West Coast, and I've never seen fireflies.

"A reflection of a world map through a water drop" should read "A refraction of a world map through a water drop." Reflection is when light bounces off of something, a refraction is when light goes through something - such as a water drop.

#firstworldproblems

The problem is that then Lightning McQueen would be blind in the first movie, as his headlights are just stickers - a fact that is pointed out and made fun of throughout the movie.

Brilliantly stated.

Good lord. As an atheist who celebrates Christmas let me tell you that you're ridiculous.

Oh my God! I can't stop laughing. I am literally still laughing as I write this! There are tears in my eyes!

Nah. Fossil watches at $95 have real diamonds. It's a tiny diamond chip that they put foil around to make it look bigger. It's basically a gimmick to add perceived value, without really adding too much expense.

Aaaahhh. That is a really awesome deal, good for you.

Good plan, spend $300 on a Nixon when you can get a better quality Fossil for $135 max (on the rose gold ones).

Holy shit. Where did you find that deal?