@capyanno: It was on the 10 o'clock news, and the 11 o'clock news, and the morning news. I feel like it was a slow couple of news days in Sacramento.

"Just goes to show you don't mess with peoples' business"

Oh come on, look how smiley that first one made you, as you tell Kyle "Fuck you!"

Utah bans almost all malt beverages. I went into a liquor store in Cali over the summer and saw a 24-oz can of malt beverage and nearly shat my pants in amazement. No malt beverages with more than like 6% alcohol are allowed here.

@Justin: Yeah…and so do Android phones. My G2 already got an update that added WiFi Calling and official tethering, as well as a bunch of fixes.

@MarcusMaximus: No, that's the G2 Touch. There's a difference.

Uh…what? I have a G2, and I had Angry Birds on it from the day Angry Birds went free on the Market. And I've played it on the LG Ally, which my sister and mom both have. And my roommate has it on his myTouch3g, as of yesterday (when he got his 2.2 update).

@Mr C: Like…Salt Lake City, UT, Denver, CO, Evanston, WY, and pretty much any other city along the Rockies?

Am I the only one who's a little astonished that the thing is still intact?

@Aaron Crabtree: Oh! Ew! Ah! "they're" not "their"! Gross…

@Adam!: It's even more like Fern Gully, except their aliens instead of fairies.

@myma1313: Oh, and how does the douche saying he wished he was there, and that he was going to go watch the video of it fit into your analogy?

@bender123: We are Sex Bob-omb, and we are here to make money and sell out and stuff…

Good for him. Can we have this happen to the rest of America?

Hmmm…I don't really see how they're eliminating the confound here. Where's the random assignment?

@Loi-B: The hammer and sickle represent communism, not socialism. They're two distinctly different systems. Communism refers to the communal ownership of everything, ie, you own nothing, everything is shared. Socialism refers to a pool of money that you pay into in order to promote social institutions and…

@Loi-B: Damned lucky socialists. Here I am, barely surviving on student loans, and you get paid to go to school? Jerks.

@Debonair: So that totally matches up with it as it's playing right now. That's awesome.

@subtlescalpel ▚▛▜▝▟▚: I loathe misuse of the word "literally"

@theape: Really? Literally? So, your brain actually exploded?