“Those bastards in Bristol are ruining everything,” Palin continued. “I’ll be babysitting every weekend ‘til I’m fucking 75 years old at this rate.”

“Now...where was I on the ESPN thing....oh right, Curt Schilling...”

The guy on the Segway accomplished something his competitors couldn’t: Testing negative for HGH.

I went to Pittsburgh in December, 2010 to see the Jets play the Steelers. My friends and I are from New York and we were staying with his cousins who are from Pittsburgh. We tailgated with the locals who were pretty friendly and actually nice to us, I think simply because they knew the people we were with. In any…