You have to think the Eagles would be a good landing spot. Or at least the best landing spot.

This kid deserves to be the all-time mascot.

Uh, MLB is our NATIONAL pastime.

Yes, the Steelers are the only team that has been subject to a "Why Your Team Sucks" article. The only one.

Coincidentally, Schilling almost surely supports many Sharia-compliant laws being implemented. Sleeper cell?

It is an unholy alliance of "thugs" and "rednecks." Terrifying.

Which is part of the Cincinnati metro area. And is closer to downtown Cincinnati than Hamilton and Middletown (also part of the Cincinnati metro area).