Then there will never be stolen bases.

He did go out twice in the inning, once to remove Dayton and once to talk to Jansen. The two trips to the mound rule for the manager only applies if both trips involve the same pitcher.

If you’re evidence that Phil Simms is a racist is that he said something stupid and probably wrong when evaluating a player’s talent, then you have never actually watched Phil Simms. The man can’t go 30 seconds without saying something completely worthless.

Jim Nantz doesn’t appreciate those who died so he can talk during the national anthem. And he hates the police.

If you really want to piss him off, kneel at the Masters....

If Jim Nantz owned a horse, it would be called “White Privilege”.

FIRE JIM NANTZ

It’s funny watcing Nantz and Simms’ seething hatred for the protests leak through in increasingly more obvious ways. Last week it was Simms mentioning multiple times how much better Gabbert is for the 49ers than Kap. This week they did a cut away to Phillip Quiverfull singing God Bless America in between quarters and…

“They’re Gonna Keep Kneeling As Long As They Have Cameras Right In Their Face”

Shhh! You’re supposed to be outraged! There’s no room for reason here!

OF COURSE they’re doing it for publicity. It’s why you protest - to put public attention on an issue.

Oh, so he was talking during the national anthem?

Knowing nothing about the rule, the greatest joy I find in attending a ballgame is yelling “BALLLLKKKKK!!!” every time the opposing pitcher throws over to first.

“Does your Urias balk at inopportune times? Joe Theismann here for Super Beta Prostate.”

If you can obtain a U.S. Passport, that means you are a U.S. citizen. Some people aren’t “more” citizens than others. There’s not a “citizen-plus” standing you can get after living in the U.S. for a number of years.

Randive: How do you like the Kings so far Kelsey?

Every sad sack franchise has fans that are convinced their team is cursed. Chargers’ fans, however, are the only ones with empirical evidence.

I kind of feel sorry for McCoy... the Chargers actually look like a decent team who keep finding ways to self-destruct at the end of games. Whoever takes over once McCoy’s been canned is going to look like a genius when the bad luck ends and team 9-7 next year.

You’d think the Chargers would have enough in them for the current not to fizzle out after 30 minutes.

Thank god they have a baseball GM to put it all back together again.