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I have but one start to give, so you also get a GIF to show my appreciation for that joke.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

Everyone else in the country: Oh, awesome, a debate over whether New England or Seattle has the best fans! This isn’t at all unbearable!

The answer is always Simmons as far as that particular battle.

This encapsulates everything I still love about the San Diego Chargers: Rivers, Gates, the powder blues, exciting offense ... and not a word about Dean Spanos, stadium deals, Los Angeles ... a non-snarky ‘thank you’ for this.

This video makes it seem lonely at the top. His interactions weren’t really... Interactions.

I liked when he asked the dude if he got held and the guy pouts away saying he did kinda like a kid that got a toy taken away.

Bill Simmons was a flawed candidate.

This whole time we assumed IF there was one personality ESPN needed more than the other way around it was Bill Simmons. Turns out it’s actually Skip Bayless.

God save us from President Pence.

That is the face of a man who did not see this coming.

This. Anyone who thinks that Bernie would’ve done better in this election than Hillary is really fucking stupid.

I learned that you are clearly a misogynistic misogynist if you think anything other than misogyny caused this misogynistic mess. Don’t criticize Hillary’s perfect campaign, misogynist! Misogyny.

No, fuck you. Bc of that, Donald won.

+1 troll

You did this. Millennial hipsters did this.

In fairness, I doubt that many Libertarians were leaning Clinton anyway. If anything, I’d imagine Johnson taking just as many votes away from Trump.

Look no further than my home state Florida... Johnson is getting 200+k votes while Hillary is losing by less than 140+k votes as I type this. I am seething at the holier-than-thou, protest-voting pieces of shit that can’t or refuse to realize that voting for leader of the free world is not picking your bff but

Treating Sherman like an animal seems like a harsh punishment for treating her husband like a real football player.

Jesus. Definitely no racial undertones there.