Couldn’t agree more about A-Rod.

Remove the word “Smart” from your name immediately

Ortiz was thrown out by Kulpa when he (Ortiz) was in the dugout. Ortiz threw his bat and helmet down, same as every other player. Kulpa ejected him from about 100 feet away. Kulpa escalated a situation that was beginning to simmer down.

looks like they’re pretty livid about pitch #6, which is a called strike and is really low. Do you have a different video that shows us that #5 is the pitch they’re mad about?

Oh for fucks sake...

I hate their youth.

Do you know how television ratings work?

That’s your comment? There is a man furiously rubbing a large piece of pine against his manhood who also happens to be a gigantic douchebage, and that is your comment? Not the creative type are we?

I think anyone plausibly young enough to claim they didn’t know KKK meant the Klan is then exactly in the age group that would definitely know what Special K is. One person cannot be ignorant enough to not know both (and if they are, how the fuck did they get a job involving words?).

WHOA MAN, thanks for your wonderful ahistorical take that fails to take into account party realignment. Fuck off.

95% of people see Special K and think healthy breakfast cereal. I have no idea what it means as a drug reference. It’s fine. (It’s a complete mystery however how anyone could think the KKK headline was a good idea.)

On second thought, fuck him and his phone

So Skip Bayless is retiring from ESPN and has started posting on deadspin in his free time, great.

You're right about that. I forgot about the whole story as I wrote this

I just love how some idiots abuse professional athletes and then act all enraged when they react. How about you just don’t be an asshole and shut the fuck up.

It’s incredibly fucking patronizing that you’ve just decided this guy gets a pass because he couldn’t possibly express himself with nuance in a second language.

There is actually a second translation error here. When the Chinese agency said the guy had been “fired” what they meant was “Recalled to China, executed, and his family billed for the cost of the bullet."

I cannot wait for the White Sox to win the World Series this year while the Cubs fail in the Divisional Round.

I’m all for Milan transferring to the premier league.

PLEASE TAKE THE PADRES, I BEG OF YOU.