“‘Friends hang sometimes, banners hang forever’ - Kobe Bryant”

Kobe is apparently Trademarking “X”!

Has anyone told him that banners are easily removed? Usually all it takes is just a light tug at one of the corners.

Tiger Woods will soon be joining this elite club of tenacious and dominant, yet friendless retired athletes. I bet they can’t wait to not meet up.

See - I do hate Mort. But I hate this diagnosis more. I’m cheering for that big dumb bastard to fight like hell.

How have you not been banned?! I’ve gone through about 30 screen names.

Pique arguably had his best season last season, certainly one of his best.

“As ever, please don’t give players all the credit.”

Doubt that’s the reason and, if it is, then it’s a ridiculous excuse to give someone a suspension.

Imagine you are Cal quarterback Jared Goff. You are projected to be the top QB in the draft. There is a 90% chance the Browns at #2 (the puns write themselves people), pick you. The other 10% accounts for the possibility the Browns are themselves and draft a sack of potatoes.

The NFL is the tobacco company telling us that cigarettes dont cause cancer.

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OH NO MY TEAM LOST I’M GONNA STAY ON MY CELL PHONE THOUGH.

As a Republican... I hope Trump falls into an active volcano. +1

Katt Williams looks terrible.

Cincy area strippers should stay home from work tonight.

Normally, when I read “hair pull,” “buttcatch,” and “Roethlisberger,” I assume I’m reading a police report.

Modest proposal: Ban all marching bands, everywhere.

You mean Sasha Obama Bieber?