This is cute

These episodes are always hilariously embarrassing for both teams. Argentines like to think they’re superior to the rest of their South American brethren.

But this just goes to show that one never stops being a student on the pitch and in the gym. Life isn’t served on a silver platter

Analogies really are the best.

Cristiano Ronaldo needs to end his career in the MLS. He’ll get all the attention he ever wanted here from fans who don’t really care about good soccer and just want to see him score every 20th free kick. He can expand his underwear line and continue trying to suck his own dick for the remainder of his career.

Not a…

Matty Mauk Mucks and Muddies it up; Ray King Brews Breaking News.

Probably got sucked into Luke Kuechly’s gravitational pull.

These announcers aren’t Mexican.

You don’t have to be a fan of either team to recognize that Ole John was offside here.

I’ve been a huge Barcelona fan since 1995. I remember watching this in 2011 and having flashbacks of OG Ronaldo, who could make world class defenders look like statues as he cruised right by them.

If I had to put money on a 450+ HR hitter during the Steroid Era that was 100% clean it’d have to be Frank Thomas. Not sure if I can believe in Thome and Chipper.

I liked soccer more before all the hipsters started pretending to give a shit about the sport like 10-15 years ago. Now you get these asinine circle-jerks from people who decided to start rooting for Liverpool in 2006 because “the EPL’s physicality makes it the best league in the world” and “Steven Gerrard is a world…

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