I accept your delusional dimness.

So I guess you spoke with everybody to confirm this sad attempt to cover up your dumb-assedness? You really need to give up pulling your goalie here.

Wow. I am in a bumfight on Screamer! WooHoo! Dig those teeth a little deeper there Emily... Daddy has foreskin to spare!

What makes no sense is your insistence on illustrating your fundamental not so smartness... but please do keep it going if it makes you feel less not so smart.

Not always to the dimmest of bulbs. If you must have an explanation allow me to point out how pedestrian that goal was in terms rescuing one’s reputation as a superstar... as in not so much. Does that help? I doubt it but hey, I gave it a shot.

Gee. You have a wonderful sarcasm meter that in now way needs tweaking.

Uh... really? Did you know Johan Cruyff just passed away?

So S.F.A. ended up with S.F.A.

He was explaining to the sideline judge how Manchester girls react when you buy them a drink.

Credit where suitably due please.

That family will need it’s own area code soon at the current rate of expansion.

You are quite welcome... even though you treat me like a blind date with a six-inch clit.

I asked my doctor how to lose went pounds of ugly fat in a hurry.

Anything else with this title is... embarrassing.

Slicker than Deer guts on a door knob.

She will, through good legal representation, work out a deal where Sony and her alleged rapist will receive a share of the profits from her next endeavors. She will then work with folks who she is comfortable with and if fairy-tales come true, enjoy a modicum of success. This is the way of the music business.

Thes orgy soundtrack should have been The Seeds ‘You’re Pushin’ Too Hard”.

“Clipper’s Beat writer”.

How can any of these allegations be considered rape when they all involve Volunteers?

Nice.