The song long predates ‘The River’ as it was part of a live version of ‘Backstreets’ he performed live for much of the mid to late 70's. As a tramp of the day, it was a surprise that he turned this into an entire track for a record that was, like virtually every double studio album ever made, too long by about one…

King Richard as of that nonsense. Does he still l chew his fingernails and is Jim Gray still a fistfuck stain on the mattress humanity?

Amazing career... more amazing, he is only 11,200 or so yards behind Jerry Rice.

No. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Nice, you nailed that one!

A tight-end in prison? Not for long methinks.

Well now... someone has a message in a bottle up their ass!

Wu was looking an awful lot like a Bundy Militiaman right there.

Uh... glorified prostitutes?

Do we have the audio on either? BTW it is “Which one’s pink”.

Peterson is a Bible thumpin’, child thumpin’, gold-digger humpin’ piece of merde. When his abused child was asked why he still has a relationship with his father he answered... ‘beats me’.

I hope that his progeny/victim is the one who gets to direct Peterson’s health-care and financial decisions once the sad onset of…

I am sure, with the help of his fine defense, that old Franken-forehead can lead the Doncos once again to a spectacular Super-bowl loss! Denver hold the unenviable record of most SB losses as well as the largest average margin of loss in the big game. I bet Jim Kelly and his pals are down with this decision!

The steroid makers are also suing the writers for damages. In no way do they want their products associated with a 125 million dollar stiff like Ryan.

Locker-room sources say the most obvious difference isn’t the exceptional growth of Manning’s forehead but his foreskin. This explains the wife’s contribution to the escapade.

The league has already said that if he gets cut again he will wear a ‘67 Leaf’s jersey for the game.

Rosie you’re alright, you wear my ring...

If you are staring at the back of her head I do not see the problem... statistically speaking.

Think again. Brigham (Bring ‘em) Young had some 55 wives. There had to be a few mouth-whoppie Goldbergs in that number.

If any mainstream media outfit, say ESPN, had information that the wife of a very famous and oft-injured athlete like Peyton Manning was being shipped HGH and did not report it they would be excoriated when word got out of their inaction. Sorry but this is, if true, good work and part of the basic job description. Has…

It sucks I am still in the greys here and cannot edit my effin post above.