He sucks so much they need to name a vacuum cleaner after him.

He could suck-start an oil Tanker.

He could suck the rust off of a trailer hitch.

He sucks like a crack-whore the night before rent is due.

He could suck the logo off of Trump’s airplane... from another city... while at the same time convincing the Donald it…

Listen up you fargin bastage... most reporters like the firm grip as much of what they do anyways is give P.R. hand-jobs so they can freely walk around a locker room full of naked men, call it work and justify it to their wives.

Oh dear. A bit of head trauma in days gone by Parnell? <wink>

This will be hard on his career.

“...Appeals to Christian Intellectuals” also got my head shaking with sad wonder.

No. That would be Walter Hagen and by a considerable margin.

He might chose the path of not suing because there is no money and the possibility he could do himself no favors giving his side of the story. I suspect he will let the media pillory the mother while letting her purported actions tar the accuser by association and leave it at that.

^ Well played, well played.

Yes, voting Green would have surely set the country on a new and hopeful path. Hard to believe that with so many outstanding candidates in so many ridings and with such a brilliant and informed platform that Canadians did not flock to the polls with them in mind. Meanwhile, in the real world, we had to look at a…

Horizontal or vertically.

It seems you are forgetting the TORONTO Maple Leafs in a seventh game against Boston a few years back when the collectively choked a three goal lead in the third and then lost it 5-4 in overtime. A true team effort. These same Leafs are winless to start the season and very happy to have all eyes on the Jays whilst…

If I were a butt-hurt Dallas Texican Ranger I would be more concerned with getting Elvis Andrus some off-season mentoring from Jenna Jameson on how not to choke, repeatedly, on the big one than complaining about a bat flip. An epic bat flip mind you.

Before giving this a run you merely wait for the snowplow who races, and I mean races, this road with the plow down so as to get all of the fallen rocks out of the way each day. A visit to the abandoned prison is icing on the cake.

Nine out of ten on that take. All she needed was to elucidate further on the ‘panties in a bunch’ by saying it was commando Wednesday.

I suspect those cars were not owned by the Sultan but where part of the ‘collection’ of his brother Prince Jefri. The Sultan has spent many years and much money to sort through his brother’s mess in addition to liquidating his obscene amount of bling.

A goat herder in Pakistan is the same as a goat herder in Afghanistan is the same as a goat herder in Alabama. None of them know what the hell that noise coming from the sky is, let alone how to deal with it.

Followed by this... which suggests that perhaps both the mother and the daughter are complicit in a sad deception that has horrible implications for rape victims everywhere and at he same time is a vile attack on a potentially innocent person simply for the sake of filthy lucre.

When does “Gold Rolex” Platini take a deal and try to avoid his inevitable prosecution? He accepted a payment of 2million+ ten years later? Seriously?

That in itself is fishier than Courtney Love’s bicycle seat.

And now this...

I understand that she feels the same. She has been wronged and seeks to protect her reputation and this is where things get askew. I think it entirely possible there was sexual contact (mouth whoppie seems the logical choice) and that a combination of alcohol, youthful exuberance, pressure from a famous athlete and…