Why wouldn’t Kane have entered into a settlement agreement with the alleged victim along the lines of Kobe Bryant or Ben Rothlisberger if he was even remotely malfeasant? Both of those guys continued to prosper professionally having made civil court arrangements with their accusers while Kane’s attorney says he was…

Slicker than Deer guts on a doorknob.

Dipshit throws dipspit at diss twit.

The system is far from ‘digital’ given that the headset comms start and end with analog transducers... in this case speakers and microphones which are basically the same thing. You wiggle air molecules when speaking and the microphone, which is very sensitive to such wiggling, reacts by moving within an established…

The hamster reference sure didn’t take long.

Do you know why you tape a hamster?

Didn’t Kosiński submit his published work under a pseudonym to a number of folks including his own publisher only to have it all rejected?

Wasn’t he in there for killing Steve Young’s career?

You always dream of a situation at short where you can basically walk off an unassisted TP but it is ingrained in you to throw that ball to the second baseman. As much as it would have been fabulous to see an unassisted TP they are rare due to both circumstance and rote.

This was an exceptionally crude and outrageous comment.

Well played!

What a strange homage to Thurman Munson.

All due respect to whatever the truth of the matter is but isn’t easier for the boys to just call up a couple of hookers, stay in the man-cave and leave it at that? Perhaps the rape is very strong in these ones?

I suspect he is rather more of a catcher.

Bless you, my cooter scooter.

...but have they bombed trade centers, attacked army bases or used bombings as a general practice to illicit change? I don’t think so.

This poor soul is fucked like Hogan’s goat. Sorry about not not speculating but a full coconut shot like that is a recipe for dead. Hopefully his family are prepared to donate his organs as I cannot fathom how anything but a life of iron-lung like dependency awaits him at best.

They are all sporting the same hair don’ts. Kill them without prejudice before they breed anymore.

You went with a Lee Majors joke there? Normally I’d say if it don’t fit, don’t Fawcett but in this case...

If he was holding an exploding device between his index finger and his thumb and the explosion obliterated his finger, one has to wonder how much, if any, of his thumb remains. While he might be able to perform his position duties sans index finger it seems reasonable that if he is missing a good hunk of thumb he most…

I will buy the old part but that’s it. Can’t be much better than pulling the goalie with a handful of sandpaper.

A fine defense of the Gold by Team Canada. Is the team USA pitcher related to Chuck Knoblochead?

I also did the Volcano Mountains Gorilla trek and was amazed at how accepting the Gorillas were of our intrusion. At one point a group of four emerged from the bush behind us and as they walked past and beside us one of the younger ones nudged my buddy out of the way to make room for his sister. Our guide went so far…