“put a Kangaroo there to make them feel at home”

Try sheep instead. It will also work well for the Kiwi crowd.

I was three when ‘Appetite’ was released and was heavily into Stockhausen, Satie and anything early by the Muppets back then. My seven year old sister Candi, who acted more like ten, introduced me to it after a night of heavy drinking at the local Angel’s chapter clubhouse where she worked cleaning to help pay for…

Pee: A game. All by myself.

Fa: Half way to saying fawk.

Sorry if someone has pointed this out but I did not get through all of the posts. Mr. Nolan needs to get out more as his idea has been a reality for a while now.

Father/daughter sex is in The Bible as is most other incest. Genesis 19:31-36

Give the guy some credit for really knowing the good book and trying to live by it.

Eight under would not have been good enough.

Is Hipsturds a word?

Absolutely no place in journalism for this. Even if TV3 abstain from further photoshopping, it does not absolve them of their mischief. While mildly amusing in the abstract, this abstruse approach to journalism is without merit.

Now if she had pulled out the mayo...

And much better abs.

Jesus wasn’t hung. Everyone knows he was crucified.

Some would say he is married to one.

Time to take action against the Habs (*P.B.U.H.) management and by action I am talking drone strikes and boots on the ground. Therrien needs to go out like Mussolini with his corpse left rotting in the streets for all to see.


*Praise Be Upon Habs.

You deserve better for this. Well played!

I’d rather suck snot from a corpse than pay attention to the Leafs so yeah... maybe they have had more hustle as of late but, you know, 1967.

The Leafs, being the Leafs, will run this fellow out of town within three years because he will not keep the puck out of the net due to the forty-eight shots per night and the complete lack of back-checking and hustle that has defined the Hogtown Hopeless since Bobby Bauer was lacing them up. While he will wear a…

And when the ball hits the cup the microphone acts as a signal that triggers the very same sample they used for every single hole thus making it easier to manage the sound effect intended. Easily done and less problematic than managing 18 separate traditional mic feeds.

Hard to cut lettuce with a bowling ball, innit?

At this rate, Messi will score as many goals at the Euros as Ronaldo.

Sam won way more than he lost. Has his name on the Cup 12 times!