Mike Isabella: Oh, this is bad. You gotta change this menu, fast!

Congratulations Mamba!

"OH GOD. It's like I'm right back at the '97 Masters."

There's another excellent one here...

He will pump fake your ass off his lawn.

"Nice Pass"

She'll be okay. It's all downhill from here.

I was in the stands throwing popcorn.

Sure! Here you go:

"Some of my closest ghostwriting clients are black."

There goes Doug again, always Creighton problems.

Yeah, but is he cool enough to attempt that shot in an actual game?

Not really that impressive. After all, Kim Kardashian makes 10 million every week by flopping a set.

Pete Carroll (walking over to Lynch and Hauschka): You know who else was ready to ride? The 9/11 hijackers, if they actually existed.

Palmer: "Doctor, will I get my mobility back?"
Doctor: "You'll actually be more mobile than you were before. Check it out..."
Doctor: [hands Palmer keys to a brand new rascal scooter]

They aren't.
The people who punish them aren't as neutral.

Her dignity.