Not that kid from My Girl. He fucking hates the hornets.

Wait, timeout, what?!

How rude!

ive lost track how many times ive watched this

It's not like they couldn't have seen this coming; his nationality is a huge red flag.

How the heck can they expect a man to celebrate a ping-pong championship without a little racket?!

Honestly, the dude on SNL does it better.

I think SavetoFavorites's post is saying something completely different than you think it is.

Whoa, I haven't seen a defender that far from his man since...oh, hey, James Harden, what are you doing here? Wow, hey, can I have an autograph? Oh wow, this is awesome! Hey, can I buy you a beer? Yeah, I know a great place right over on the next block, they've got NBA games on all the TVs, we might even be able to…

further proof that the organic food movement was started and is perpetuated by conceited people to keep up their "i'm more refined and better than everyone else" act

The problem for Hulk is that he has never proven himself in anything other than Mickey Mouse leagues. What he did at Porto was terrific, but most of the Portugese Liga is just empty calories. It's not THAT hard to be a big-time goalscorer if you're playing for Porto, Benfica, or Sporting Lisbon, because their teams…

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Kristin: Hi hun, how'd the game go tonight?

It's hard to even imagine how many "inappropriate language" penalty yards Emmitt Smith would've racked up.

Update (7:14 p.m.): Mike Florio's source says Welker had taken molly cut with amphetamines at the Kentucky Derby in May. Welker was also handing out $100 bills to random people that day.

Something tells me Cowherd's saving his most vitriolic rant for the All Blacks.

Considering many of these reporters have ear pieces that force them to listen to Chris Berman during segments, I'd say its already happening.

Maybe Fisher is on to something with his thought that Anderson wanted to know if Sam was cut. But, unfortunately, he waits and showers after everyone, so nobody knows whether or not he's circumcised.

"he very likely has a substance abuse problem. Even assuming he does, though, there are grades and degrees."