Kobe went on to say, "I would go to jail before I would go to bed without satisfying my urges. Doing that would mean that I would beat myself, that I accepted 'No' for an answer, because if you keep trying you'll either get a 'Yes' or you'll get to the right true end anyway."

It is so sad and upsetting to see a crazy, xenophobic American driving a Hyundai. If we can't rely on ranting racists to buy American, who can we rely on?

A+ racism. That shit is pure, uncut. The good stuff.

For that suggestion, she gets to drink FROM THE FIRE HOSE!!!!

No, it's fucking not. After that boring-as-shit display against Palace, I didn't need to see him tearing it up knowing they could have had him instead of fucking Mikel Arteta (WHY IS HE STILL ON THE TEAM), Glass Jack Wilshere (who spends more time smoking or acting like a tough guy than he does on the pitch), and…

no

You're clearly not familiar with Greg's work.

It's called relief man. He just played poker for like, what a week straight? Cut him some slack.

"There are reasons why white gun's rights activists can walk into a Chipotle restaurant with assault rifles and be seen as gauche nuisances while unarmed black men are killed for reaching for their wallets or cell phones, or carrying children's toys."

shut up, nerd.

having a low bounce angle is key for ultimate shin shattering contact

Not really fair to compare this to an NBA dunk contest. Having participants that are only very good at one part of the game, but aren't good enough at any other to compete in the sport at a professional level in the contest would be ridiculous.

It wasn't Carmelo. He wouldn't even pass gas.

Forget the naysayers, I think this coaching appointment is a slam lay-up.

I hope someone has taken the time to explain to Hammon that Boris Diaw asks everyone to make him a sandwich.

Sergio has a fifth c in his game. Choke

Dating one of the hottest women in the world, having an affair with a golfers wife (who are also notoriously hot), doing enough drugs to fail a drug test, playing golf for a living and getting paid millions. Its tough to feel sorry for the guy.

My last girlfriend absolutely loved popping my zits. Like, would get mad at me if I popped it myself because she wanted to.

$5500 for a football into the stands? Geno Smith will barely break even this year if he's the starter.