It's nice to finally see the wife of a Raven drag their husband into something for once.

Only the highest of high brow humor will placate CyrusTheVirus.

Hey, that beats Drake blowing in my radio.

If this girl wants to play basketball with men and punch men, she can get punched back.

Republicans tell me there are no white people on welfare. This story is a fabrication.

After confirming that he is both about to become a pro athlete and recently punched a teen, police have charged Hairston with two counts of making middle-aged guys jealous.

Bradley's pass was great, but notice how he was completely unmarked at the time he made it. When he serves from deep, he's good. Upfront however he's terrible at creating opportunities— he gets confused, and entangled, and he can't dribble for shit. That is the big difference.

A little lowbrow wouldn't you say?

Something tells me this isn't the first blockage his chest has experienced.

How good was he?

Terrific piece, thanks for writing it.

"We surveyed 100 people, top 5 answers are on the board. Tell me Mariano, what would you throw on an 0-2 count?"

I think it's a perception vs. reality contrast.

I think it means they have no hope but their fans are delusional and think they've got a chance.

Meanwhile, when reached for comment, a drunken All Sport stumbled out of its trailer and vomited in some dead bushes shortly before passing out in the neighbors' lawn.

You misspelled California.

I guess a brotha has to be on coke to pitch well in Shea Stadium, and not just sell it.

Wait until that last emailer gets married—he's going to be disappointed to find out his recommendation won't get his wife to change her mind on even the most trivial of items, let alone Spit vs. Swallow.