Contradictory message aside, my other major issue with this is that he didn't bother discussing it with his new employer. Now the Rams are put in a situation where they either participate in "Hard Knocks Light" against their will or look like they're discriminatory if they don't. Sam needs to understand that he's a…

I love when a white person's "progressive" view on race involves telling black people what they can and cannot do. Personally, I'd much rather hear "Nigger, do what you want, it's your life" than "Respected African-American brother, I will NOT allow you to do that for your own good." Fuck you cracker ass Kojak…

You can tell he's drunk since he's making a pass.

Stick to sports apparel, Deadspin.

"No, you idiot! That's how you shoot a free throw!"

"He then said 'biscuit' like five more times..."

In true Arnold Palmer fashion, it was actually half poop and half pee.

He either has no idea what Deadspin is, or what sarcasm is. Because Deadspin not understanding sarcasm is the last excuse you want to take when trying to defend yourself.

This has probably been seen by most people already, but a friend showed me Drake as the proudest girlfriend over the weekend and it is fucking fantastic.

Israel has always been a bit strange with regards to basketball. Why, back in the 80s, they didn't even like Jordan.

In his defence, there was grass on the field.

FTFY

Seconded for sure, way more likely to see this guy in PB/Encinitas, although I'd say the OP covers Escondido/San Marcos/Vista.

It's easier when I just refer to them as "white people".

Oh, okay.

Just like the old saying goes: "'I' before 'E' except after 'C' and don't you dare put a motherfucking 'K' after that shit either or I'll murder the fuck outta you."

Why? Because I just took you to school?

Boy, that "All replies" button is holding back a tidal wave of well thought out and inspiring white thought.

The Stanford band has been known to do this, but only when one of its pieces calls for A minor in possession.

If you think Per is useless you must not watch a lot of Arsenal games.