Aaron Rodgers beating up on some whining girl from Chicago who likes to dance before being thrown to the ground.....very original Cleveland.

Holdat....urine sample cup please and step into this bathroom.

Only thing I got from this (other than that was an ridiculous grab), is that aluminum bats are awesome.

*Anfernee

And you thought my throw down was short??

So Derrick Rose literally balled so hard that muthafuckas are gonna have to find him?

Why is Frank Caliendo doing the play-by-play?

Serious question RE: burrito guy

I've read your comment 4 times, and I still have to ask, "why not?" Am I missing something?

Luckily his son doesn't have this problem

+305 to your city

I think you're mistaken. No one wants to see what a furious Kobe would (allegedly) do on a night in Denver.

If you stick the voodoo dolldo up your own butt, won't you just end up fucking your own butt twice? Does the pleasure your penis receives outweigh the pain your butt will get from double penetration (assuming you're not into it)? Who's asking the real questions Drew?? I want answers!

My end-of-the-work-day mind read that as Bob Ross. Boy am I disappointed right now.

It was probably a hit and run.

Sunnnshiiiine

I tried not to laugh at that. I failed.

Do you even sarcasm bro?

That's exactly why I paid 100 bucks for my ticket, so I could watch the game on TV while waiting for food. Good call.