tl/dr; We really need to talk about the Arsenal/Tottenham rivalry. Don't talk about the rivalry!

What's an empire waist?

*Gnaw man. Stop.

If the winner is not from San Diego, then the competition has no merit. That's it and that's all.

First off, you don't know my grade level so I don't know how you can assume my reading skills are or are not up to par with my peers, smarty pants.

RE: picking the losing candidate every year.

I guess a brotha has to be on coke to pitch well in Shea Stadium, and not just sell it.

The description says wireless. The fact that I see wires determined that to be a lie.

Yep! Good looking white people, obviously.

How exactly is this hip-hop inspired? Cause she's black its automatically hip-hop inspired?

Gareth Bale has been wearing white longer than the KKK

Game so nice, he had to transfer thrice

"Impressive!"

Ironically, Darren Sharper ordered his rape victims to "Hold my diiiiick!"

He's calling your joke dated....which is something you probably haven't done since (insert 30 yr old reference here)

How exactly are these obvious tells? The fact that we can see the hole cards makes them obvious to the viewer, but not even close to being obvious to their opponents as they replay the hand's moves in their head in the heat of the action. Also, people act like this all the time when they have jack shit. Does that…

What exactly does this have to do with the article?

How long do you think you'd fly under the radar around these parts Donovan?