This is why we need to have a temporary ban on all foreign media members until we can figure out what the hell is going on

That’s just Poe negotiation all around. A Poe example of how to conduct business.

Is there some kind of some kind of certificate program you have to complete to run these team and corporate social media accounts? It’s so fucking cloying the way they all sound the same in their hip-ish corporate banality.

He looks like he’s on percocets. You’d think he was moving underwater. Why in the hell did they trade Nerlens?

Trumpism at its finest.

Shut up

Sure. And afterwards you and Bob Sacamano went to a strip club with Reggie Miller.

Laker Nation: What do they know? Do They Know Things? Let’s Find Out!

Came to make that comment.

Remember when Tom Heckert traded the Julio Jones pick to Atlanta and then Atlanta went to the super bowl and the browns have had 4 head coaches since then? Oh and all the players they drafted with the Atlanta picks are out of the league entirely.

Sounds cool!

Stay vigilant

Excellent!

They published “grab em by the pussy” before the election. These people don’t care .

You do not want that carpetbagger near your team. Take it from a Browns fan who watched him grift Randy Lerner to the tune of $50 million. The man acted like he was in semi retirement the whole time. He only woke up a few times per year to do shitty things: He traded up to draft Trent Richardson. He hired Pat…

I hate viral image stories. They make me feel like a lemming.

Jesus! This man has made EuroBasket his own performance piece. What a specifically trippy bit.  

You’ve gotta have Josh Cribbs. He’s tied for the record for kickoff returns and he had 2 100 yard returns in the same game. He was the only good thing about the Browns for like 4 seasons.

Can there somehow be a Jeter tie-in? DArE2Br8k2Hr

Randy Lerner wants to buy back the team just so he can hire Jeff Fisher.