I like lean and underproduced genre stuff as much as the next guy, but I think maybe Low-fi and ultra-real are not ideal qualifiers for a superhero team called The Fantastic Four.

ARGH. GAH. IT SO WILL BE.

I... I don't think light sources work this way.

"Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion. 'Cause yer pretty."

"Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries" . . .

I think that's just sufficient to comply with rule 34. Thank you for your service to the internet.

"The stitches won't hold up if you continue to act...

I sriracha did there.

Chuckles?

1980 Neil deGrasse Tyson isn't laughing.

You are all going to call me a liar but I am an avid IO9 reader and the guy with Uke in the top right corner. No Joke.

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They also pay more attention to their internet speeds than if their oven heats to the proper temperature.

I think part of the gimmick is that they can be "made" from recycled materials. Also I don't see much stopping an industrial shredder and corrugating machine from using parts of these in more cardboard boxes. Corrugation is a process that uses salt, steam, and other chemicals already.

10 OOGA CHOKA

Me want Snu-Snu!

I stamp characters on my sausages.