Maniacal laugh.

Of course the answer is - why not!

That looks like a big ass Burmese Python tried to eat an alligator, and asploded.

"I can read it just fine. Yub nub."

Let's go WikiMan! I just got the WikiSignal from Commissioner Gordon!

One direction? But I've been good this year! :,(

The Universe died. He did not.

The last sun to waken wept.

I want this story on the frontpage tomorrow!

Is it microtransactions?

"As the temperature drops at night, the batteries cool down—triggering the sensor that detects low power. ... Almost two thirds of fire deaths are caused by disconnected batteries."

That's right... keep watching the cats... keep your eyes on the cats... don't look away from the cats...

Sean Connery agrees.

She'll probably never let you take the milk out of the container then. I feel your pain, it's a SELL by date, not a CONSUME by date!

If you're going to do a Google image search for "mud volcano," do yourself a favor and make sure you have safesearch on.

I got dem 'can't find a mate because we're practically extinct' bluuuuuuuuuuuuues!

"J'AI LE POUVOIR!"