Sounds like my date last Friday. The wedding is set for June.

Kristen Stewart is this generation's Keanu.

The sap must flow.

You're the BEST! Around! No one's ever gonna keep you down!

What is Sebastian's less-popular song from "The Little Mermaid?"

Not just a reply, but a slash fiction reply?

Calling it now - Black Widow and/or Hawkeye will go down in a Jossian "phew, we barely made it out alive" moment.

Sometimes, I dream that subsequent evolutions in the genus were the results of the tinkering of one mad scientist T-Rex...

Leroy! The Uninterrupted.

But...but...Hippo vs. Sperm Whale!

*pushes away from laptop*

They can throw rocks through bulletproof class. They don't "have" last names; they goddamned EARNED last names.

Is it wrong that I read the graphic as "Spacegoat?" And was thinking it was about draenaei?

I so want a Kale Eggo...

There was one in the second picture - odd that it was the only shot.

So very, very true.

Brilliant - after all, it worked so well for Steve Jobs...

I agree. I like my Segways to be more manly.

LMFAO

Perfect.