Lieutenant Dan's gots magic shrimps!

Lift off and nuke the site from orbit.

Darth Yub-Yub...RISE.

So many spikes and fangs. You'd have to think, at some point, there'd be a Sith that just wanted to engineer something cute and fuzzy.

The Mansion at Hulk Corner indeed.

That's hot.

This week on "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Mother"...

Up yours, wanker!

Well that is the alternate version, but it required a much more complex X-pattern when reading to tell the story.

Captions (left to right, zig-zag)

Well that's a shame. I know if I was participating in a tri, I would be highly annoyed not having a third of it tracked.

Because Xavier drinks.

Yes. Yes he has.

Jor-El...

My fear is that they're all that stupid. I'm queuing up "Idiocracy" and taking in every detail, as it's obviously a documentary sent from the future.

This isn't the steampunk princess movie that we want; but the one we deserve.

If you could see, what I have seen with your eyes...

I have a pop-up book that taught me everything I need to know.

Stick a flower in a pile of shit and it might grow...but it's still stuck in a pile of shit.

Time...enough.