I'm terrified for that kitten.

I've always read the songs in The Hobbit as poetry, never really putting music to them. I am pleasantly surprised that this was one of those occasions where a talented filmmaker put what was in my head to shame. Brilliant.

"You came in that? You're braver than I thought"

Maybe your plan should be to get an iPad?

Is Cap...trying to kiss Cable?

Ooooh - good call. This was one of the nicer "reboots" of CC's duds that I've seen.

Man - why couldn't they have killed off Duke too? Out of the craptastic things in the first movie, he was the crap-tasticiest.

From orbit. Only way to be sure.

...makes me want to sneeze.

Bra.

Is it any coincidence that Turkish Delight, Steaming Glory, and Big Butts rounded up the pack here?

OK, someone needs to mash up Doctor Who, the Don't Blink cat, and Batman right...NOW!

It also helps if you scream GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...! as loud as you can whilst doing it.

Wasssssss onccccccce a maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

There's a hole in the world. Feels like we ought to have known.

They have a very popular line of gay porn videos - didn't even have to change their names.

And thus begins the award-winning 2020 documentary: "The Last Thanksgiving"

No fucking cat. No fucking cradle.

So who had one issue in the spread? They win!

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