I like her. She looks smart.

I want to CEOs to start undercutting product announcements before they even announce their new products.

Had a bit of brilliant meta humor as this article appeared right below the LIfehacker article for "Universal Bread Machine Instructions" in my Reeder feed.

THE LINE HAS BEEN MOVED! STAND DOWN CANNONS!

Oh, please, do lets incorporate "totes" into our journalistic vernacular. I giddily await the day when I can't go to any page on the internet without cringing and crying over my Chicago Manual.

Smells fishy.

There was a commercial a few years back where some sweaty alpha male comes lumbering up to the camera and says "HEY YOU GOTTA HEAR THIS!", then proceeds to pop out his earbuds and screw them into the camera-holder's ears.

Ahem...that is EXACTLY what I wanted to say. For I am, indeed, A THE TIGER!

Ich Ben Ein der Tiger

Brilliant - I do hope it clicks when I scroll it.

*slow clap*

You've just summed up the entire Tea Party platform. At their next debate, they're going to walk onto the stage with bone clubs and hoot at an obelisk.

So all the Royal British Navy's enemies would need to defeat them was a crack team of hipsters wielding Zippos?

A strange game.

Brilliant

Now all we need is a cold vaccine.

And 3-D. That's a bonus feature.

Obligatory

It's still no Bass-o-Matic.

I guess he thought he had...