I'm fairly certain they would not enjoy that sucking.

What? No Silver Kryptonite?

Bah - overpriced unitasker.

Taking a closer look - it also looks to govern shaving standards...

So he just needs a supervillain that can blow really hard...

This entire article reads like the preamble to a supervillain/superhero origin story.

MARI-AAAAA WHY YOU NOT GET GOVERNATOR BEER? I LEEEEVE YOU MARIA!

That's what I said.

"They've got a robot with genetically engineered tastebuds-it can taste sweet, sour, bitter and umami..."

And now you know...

I see you've heard of "Warm," then.

I would direct your attention to this phrase:

They spontaneously combust.

Human manufactured zombie uprising in 3...2...1...

Wampa? I barely know her!

I would so slice off her arm in a somewhat awkward attempt to free myself before stumbling a few hundred yards and collapsing.

it's...it's mesmerizing...can't...stop...watching

Game over, man!

No mention of the new Secret Six trade, The Reptile Brain? Fie on you Lamar! FIE!

pexy - give your local store (or the mothership) a call. Explain what happened - likely they will let you trade it out. If they're good, they'll transfer your files over to the new iMac at the Genius Bar so that you don't have to shuffle everything back out to the external drive.