You have 30 days to return it and swap it for a new one, I do believe.

What's the sound of one hand fap-

We'll *all* be in our bunks.

...that's a kill.

Evil Genius indeed. Love it.

Spit. Coffee. On keyboard.

This was a triumph...

Is it wrong that I read this while humming House of Pain?

She's got huuuuuuge...

At least they didn't go with the original dialog: "Take it all, Supes."

This facility has a certain pricetag associated with it - a common grunt just isn't qualified to make that kind of decision.

I don't know - I can't seem to find any buyers for my app "Baby-Eating Rocs"

2068: Entire Population Gay

MOVE ZIG!

Tell it that its mother is a blowhole.

So I'm imagining the climatic battle scene will be something like this:

Little known fact: that's actually the sound that Lucas makes during his morning bowel movement. The animators worked it in so that they'd have something pleasant to block out their horrific memories of his personal bathroom.

Vibram Bikilas, all the way. I ran for about 6 months in traditional shoes that I'd dropped quite a bit on (custom fit, inserts, the whole 9) and had nothing but joint problems.