@Moonshadow Kati aka Lady Locksmith: Many tales were told of him alighting outside kitchen windows, listening to the tales told inside. Upon hearing falsitudes, he would rap smartly upon the window with his cane, and when said window had been opened he would scream "PWN3D NOOBZ!" at which point he would expose…

@aak7268: BUT PUFF TOLD ME HE WAS A *MAGIC* DRAGON.

Very cool...but just the vid alone gave me a wicked headache; can't imagine the kind of pain I'd be in for if I grabbed the real deal.

CANNOT BE UNSEEN!

I managed to hold it together until "We've only really scratched the surface of Uranus."

@Handsome Al: "For the amount of science you get back it is a large scale mission for quite low cost."

@xaotikdesigns: Chances are you were younger and faaaaaaaaaaaar less picky.

@Reverend.Jester: He's a never-nude.

@jpedersen: I see what you did there.

IT'S A FAP!

I haven't been this excited about a watch since...um...1987.

@Dunny0: MADNESS!

That's great; but will it drinkify snacks?

A team of Wolverines? I think not.

I unleashed the Kraken all over my friends once.

@DustyButt: I ain't got time to bleed.

@FrankN.Stein: You're all blind. You can't see the warnings. You'll know I'm right when you feel their teeny-tiny needle-like teeth at your throat.

@John_Hazard: IT'S YOUR DOOM!

This is awesome...but is it really sci-fi? Are they robo cheetahs? From the future?

@RyogaVee: At least in the case of Creepy Crawlers, they had the good sense to picture the dumb kids on the box.