Having 2 kids and a gross ton of broken crayons, I want this to work. But from what I've read, the implementation is less than perfect. It relies on a bulb that doesn't get all that hot, so you end up with a warm mass of waxy goo, rather than the technicolor gush pictured in the instructions.

@XeO3: Who says being able to blow your face off at 500 clicks in a stiff wind isn't sexy?

@FranUnFine: "Look into my eye."

Looking at the opening screen cap my first impression was "That's no woman, that's a *man,* baby"

@JuneBeatle80: Excellent - your tears will feed and water the microscopic beasties that live there.

Banner pic:

@im.thatoneguy3: A guarantee is a guarantee!

@Reavyn: But so few *guarantee* death!

@ChampionshipFacial: "No one understands me because I'm young! And pretty! And so, so very *different* (like you)! I have so much rage inside, I can't bring myself to pilot this plane."

Got my beta invite yesterday - seems like a good enough reason to blow away my limping Windows XP partition and Boot Camp some Windows 7 on my Mac. :-D

@lobohotpants: Along with your gynecologist?

The only dino that, when stalking prey, beats out "Bad to the Bone" as it walks.

@Sunwind: WE'LL CALL IT YOUR GRAVE!

@The Squalor and the Fury: You've got PM - iTunes dinna like the code. :-(

@Eddard: ...and Fleshbot.

That tooth belongs in a museum!

That is amazing and quite magical...

@The Squalor and the Fury: PM sent - thanks!

The temptation would be far too great to not walk up to the sleeping individual and give 'em a good spin.

@judacris: Brilliant - what's that from?