Have to say, anything with over-autotuned Weird Al gets a nice chunk of my time.

@Jonn: Exactly! You knew it was coming, *I* knew it was coming, my dog, Robert, who runs into walls a lot, said, "Hey - I bet she turns around and is freaky."

OK, yeah, freaky shower chick gave me the shivers.

In the RSS feed this comes up as "NASA Finds New Life (Breaking)." I am saddened by this article's profound lack of breakdancing bacteria (as promised).

@The Squalor and the Fury: *that was a Memento joke! ;-)*

@The Squalor and the Fury: The joke's on us - he's going to forget he made this post in 10 minutes.

@Origamido: You killjoys.

@FakingThruLife: C'moooon - who doesn't love pee-sicles?!

Stupid scientists. Obviously the "depressed" hamsters were watching their sugar intake so they wouldn't get "The Diabeet-ahs" as Hamster Wilford Brimley says.

@NerD:blogOtaku: Well, duh. A stressed and psychotic hamster is a Fun Hamster!

This is perfect! I need a handkerchief after my "dates" anyway!

@twophrasebark: I see. Nothing wrong! ...withherreading.

@Deadp00l: Everyone has said that since time began, yet he persists, like pennies...or E. coli

What the...? I can't even...?

I think, really, he just did it to make sure he had a clear lane at all times.

TweetDeck is my current aggregate reader for Facebook and Twitter. The iPhone app is currently buggy as Hell, but they're supposedly working on a new app that builds off the Android app they recently released. Here's hoping it comes out soon!

They guessed correctly 53.1 percent of the time...

@smurph0404: Oooh - I like the concept!

Something Big in the News in September 2038: A nation mourns as, at the premier of "To the Hilt: Remembering Paris," the entire cast was vaporized when several remote-controlled, webcam-enabled gyrocopters ("Pop-Rocks-Cops" as they're better known) collided on the runway and promptly detonated in a low-yield nuclear…

Well, greeeeeeeeeetings Program!