It was his own damn fault for going to the Cold Room. I mean, c'mon - the name says everything.

#5 Fish n Chips, Guv? No? Just Fish then?

@sans_fi: She does, in fact, let her leg loose.

@Mario Billy Yudhistira: Wear my trees at?!

@Beatcamel: I wish you both were unstarred so that I could promote the Hell out of you.

@memarrone: Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?

@Onizuka-GTO: Dear Playfin: I never thought that this would happen to me! I was wading in the bay when I caught the eye of a curvy porpoise...

@OutlawDominus: Oh - I thought you did - I always assumed meta-humans were a straight copy of Marvel's "mutants."

@TheDarkWayne: True...but both are damn funny. *insert maniacal cackle here*

@OutlawDominus: Was he really metahuman? The TAS origin was akin to Joker in that he got mixed up with bad chemicals - not that he was a genetic deviant.

@Merricat: Maybe she's a masochistic sadist?

@Rurika_Adachi: Love the original - she looks much more masochistic.

Fantastic - all we now is for someone to release a cure for cancer at the same time and we'll have a "Feed"-esque zombie apocalypse!

Believe you me, you do NOT want to meet "Pap Smear."

I think we finally found the real-world inspiration!

@N7: ...don't forget your luggage.

@kayfouroh: Shiny

It never ceases to amaze me how someone with serious performance chops can wrest such deep meaning out of language that is, for all intensive purpose, obtuse in the straight reading. Bravo!

@willyolio: Codename: CaMelToe

I've got gourd.