#1: Are you sure you're a licensed gynecologist?

@Kensukevic: Crap! What cannot be unseen...

I am saddened by the misleading leader text. I came here, knife in hand, eager to learn cat cutting methods.

@evildead1971: It is a sign of my nefariousness. It is also due to the fact that I haven't been able to get the song out of my head since it was posted. *pleeeeasee hellllppp*

Are Destro and the Baroness going to be practicing their clarinets?

@Frightening Marmalade: My 3-year old daughter appropriated my plush Gryphon and sleeps with it every night. Love that thing. I just make sure she attacks her brother's plush Wind-Rider Cub with it whenever she walks past his room.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.3: Now there's almost a third cheese!

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.3: +10 to you for making me destroy my DasKeyboard in a coffee and snot explosion.

@crashedpc /sarcasm: They're such sellouts. I liked them back when they were "Resazurin is a blue dye, itself nonfluorescent until it is reduced to the pink colored and highly red fluorescent resorufin"

And how are the xenomorphs "Growers?" in any sense of the word? "Hmmm....yeah, could you, maybe, go grow that planet over there by um...I dunno, punching your mouth-phallus through its inhabitant's skulls. Yeeeeaaaaah."

I want these motherfucking deer off my motherfucking plane!

@Bant: Electric Burger: You know what they say about sparing the rod.

@Bant: Electric Burger: Oh, they'd fit a man. We'll make 'em fit.

@hazchem25: Read in an over-the-top Red Skull voice, these lines become even more hilarious.

@holographicProfessorMoriarty: Hmmm - I think I still have a few issues kicking around somewhere. I remember him being heavily influenced by the Cyberpunk aesthetic. There was neon, sure, but none of the machine-code cleanliness that TRON made tron stand out, visually.

@BuhoLoco40: Holy shit - you're spot on with Cap. I fully expect this to be in the next great Marvel Broadway show: Captain America: Nazilight Express.

I see that the MCP made sure that Spider-Woman retained her huuuuuuuge...Flash drives.

When my "trigger zone" opens up, it becomes more sensitive as well.

@P3nnst8r: Professional Commenter: *slow clap*

@Hello Mister Walrus: And just like your pals in middle school, Johnson likes to "modify" his ammo.