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I find it pretty gross that a bunch of toxic men with a vested interest in her destruction and a bitter ex-wife make a slew of salacious, baseless allegations about her sticking her ex in a meat grinder, and people have just up and bought it wholesale that it must be the truth.

Pets have routines, too.

Yep, zoo animals are bored *now*

Even if she did kill her husband, as between her, Doc Antle, Joe Exotic, Jeff Lowe, and the various other big cat/private zoo owners, she remains by far the closest thing to a decent person among the whole lot of them.

I don’t see how Amazon can possibly become a go-to fashion retailer with their current setup. For basics, or essentially “disposable” stuff (plain black leggings, pack of white tees, socks, etc), maybe. For “I need a weird cheap dress for a costume,” sure. For “found these jeans on bloomingdales.com but they don’t

I tried to find a basic linen top on Amazon when I was having trouble finding a decent, affordable option anywhere else I could think of, and the selection was so sub-standard as to be laughable. The one decent design was completely sold out. It almost seemed bizarre to me that they haven’t grabbed onto this, because

I don’t think the idea here was to provide thoughtful analysis; and I seriously question the extent to which someone who writes a hacky Page 6 ripoff for an online sometimes-tabloid, is actually/sincerely/genuinely iconoclastic enough to be a legit communist if favor of the expropriation of private property.

I’ve learned some moderately interesting things about the Love Is Blind cast

OK, troll, that’s not what I said at all. Maybe the fact you don’t have basic reading comprehension skills is the reason you’re struggling to find a job with those cushy benefits.

I lock the bedroom door to keep the apples out.

She mentions fish math MORE THAN ONCE.

I need an investigative reporting piece on the last person to hold this job and their firing over mis-quantifying the fish:

“ WHAT?! You 13 and still a virgin? UNACCEPTABLE! Kanye West’s daughter is not some dork loser! My genes are legendary. LEGENDARY”

The ad was wrong on so many levels!

I’ve never met one of those vegans. I keep reading people complaining about them, but none of the vegans I've met has been like that. 

It is the Miracle of the Gnawed-on Pancakes and the Eternal-Mystery Meat Patties. The person holding the plate might have had leprosy and now is cured, or might have been blind but now can see the Sacred Gnawed-on Pancakes and the Eternal-Mystery Meat Patty. Or might have even been raised from the dead to witness the

I kind of know objectively that she’s attractive, but to me, she just looks way too much like her dad. 

Agreed. Generically pretty, but also, if I focus for any amount of time looking at her, suddenly all I can see is that she inherited her dad’s perma-drowsy duck-lips face.

HOW IS IT THAT AT NO POINT IN THIS DESIGN PROCESS DID ANYONE NOTICE OR POINT OUT OR CARE THAT UNTIL IS SPELLED WITH ONLY ONE L. HOW?