Neither was I, but I’ll take the word of an anonymous waitress over the idiot who thought she could heal our fractured country with a can of Pepsi.

Maybe they don’t care about this vapid, inconsiderate, entitled twit and her stupid friends coming back. They seem like the type to take up a lot of space, order little, be rude to the staff, and tip shit.

No, the server missed out on $4. Every tip counts, and even $4 tips add up at the end of the night, when hopefully you’ll have enough to pay your bills. Not to mention, tipping is customary in the United States, so not tipping for no apparent reason is considered rude and a slap in the face to your server.

I think it’s a little different in this case, considering we know Kendall Jenner was born into obscene wealth, has never wanted for anything, never had to struggle or bust her ass earning a living. She can’t part with a few dollars to tip the person that waited on her? Screw this cunt.

Do you really see her doing that?

Not a lot of money to Kendall Jenner, obviously. But it might be a lot to that server.

Oh, you’re mean. He has sort of prep-school vibe about him but let’s not pretend he’s anywhere near as ghoulish as Eric or Donald Jr.

Yea...I guaran-fucking-tee you don’t

I assure you servers and bartenders appreciate a nice tip whether it’s in cash or on a card. Of course, cash is appreciated more since it doesn’t have to be claimed and they can take it home that day, rather than having to wait for their paycheck.

“I always tip generously”

The same family members that didn’t notice anything amiss for two years?

The same family members that didn’t notice anything amiss for two years?

Lol well, I’m sorry for your troubles. But considering you at least have an eyebrow lady I’m sure you’re doing better than Saddy McClownbrows up there.

But like, maybe she did?

Are your eyebrows shaped like really thick, flat sperm?

Idk, I mean yea there are a billion craft whiskies out there, but she does have name recognition and the sympathy of a ton of industry folks. Also, plenty of people start out blending sourced whiskey and bottling it as their own.

I hope this sweet little chunkin finds a great home. I also hope whoever they are is prepared for the all the health problems and shortened lifespan he’s likely to have, even if they get him to slim down (which I hope they do).

Have you ever tried Latisse? Shits expensive but it works. And you might be surprised what taking biotin religiously can do after a few months. You might never get your pre-90's brows back but something is better than nothing?

I was thinking Eric.

HGH =/= testosterone.