Yeah, John...
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He’s no cunt... he lacks depth and warmth.
If it was a legitimate question I’m sure the candidate has ways of, you know, shutting the whole thing down.
Michael: Since when are you against leather?
...holy fucking shit, you guys. O.o
On a boring October Tuesday at work in my aggressively air-conditioned office, I was going to comment on this story. I was going to say something to the effect of, “Uh, okay?” or “Huh?” or “So?” but then I was reminded of a sentiment instilled in me from the hazy long ago days of my youth. If you don’t have anything…
Nothing smells as bad as skinny feels.
what do you call a teacher that won’t fart in public?
If she didn’t bone him she made a big mistake.
This is an emotionally inflamed moment. It would be inappropriate to talk about doing nothing now. We’ll take this up in a few months and do nothing then.
And all I got was this stupid marriage license.
This is what happens when you don’t copy and paste that disclaimer on Facebook.
Best robot voice ever!
Everyone will call my child Liz for short and when someone asks if her full name is Elizabeth she will have to answer “No, it’s Lizard.”
Can you imagine trying to get through an essay from high school aged Jewel? Jesus, girl.