THE ANUS IS IN BETWEEN THE TWO MOUNTAINS! POO GOES PAST THE MOUNTAINS!!

Poo doesn’t come out of the butt. Poo comes out of the anus.

you know what else is peaked? MY INTEREST MY NIPPLES.

Obligatory.

Cassie, what is your relationship with binary trans women that you feel so free to speak with such authority? I’m being specific here, because while you mention trans people here and there, it’s pretty obvious it’s specifically binary trans women that you’re always talking about. I’m sorry, I know you’re trying to…

My non-neurotypical son started pre-school this week. He licks random objects and is scared of public bathrooms. I had whipped myself up into a frenzy of anxiety about all of the things that could go wrong. When his teacher texted me a picture of him having his snack, laughing with some little friends he made, I broke…

dude do you even iran

Funny! Wish I’d have done it when I was on Jeopardy!, but unfortunately, I knew both of the answers to my Final Jeopardy questions, and wanted the money more than the laughs. And yes, that is a blatant attempt to work the fact that I’m a Jeopardy champ into the conversation.

Dude I laughed at the Mindy joke.

It’s prownownst miwk.

I get why people are upset, but the calls to boycott, etc. seem a BIT much. Also, I saw some meme type posts about it on FB today with the hashtag #nursesmatter. Getting real tired of seeing every ‘movement’ now co-opting the slogan.

I would like to start out by saying that I know and love many nurses (my mom was one for 30+ years), I admire and respect the job they do, and Joy Behar is an idiot. Nurses are awesome!

Buffalo Wild Wings’ hot sauce can’t melt steel beams

This. This is the best one.

What the eff, Brian?!

I think the problem with this is that she equates being motherly, and being a mentor, with being a literal mother. And no, no it is not the same.

Wow, what an incredible double down on being flat out wrong.

i can only imagine it went down exactly like this

Last week on SNS I posted about my father’s impending death, and so many of you replied to me with your own stories of dealing with dying loved ones. It was more helpful than you can imagine. I just wanted to update and say that my dad died early on Sunday morning, about 10 hours after I posted my story here. It was…

That’s not weird. Weird is wanting to see the matrix redone with cats.