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Our birth rate is just fine. In fact, without immigration we would be shrinking at a potentially unsustainable rate. (Shrinking the population too quickly can cause some serious problems with taking care of the elderly.)

On the other hand, when my daughter and I were on a camping trip recently, her first comment on entering the newly set up tent, was, "It smells like vagina in here." So there's that.

I would like to use this as an opportunity to promote Peaky Blinders on Netflix because it is awesome as fuck. Hardy plays a the head of London’s early 20th century Jewish gangs. I am giddy with excitement every time he is on the screen because he rocks the shit out of the role.

If I had to guess, I’d say with his nose.

I own the vintage VHS tape of “Private Benjamin”. I would like my Medal of Honor now, please.

Local cat is all “I brought the kid dead mice, why is nobody giving me accolades for trying to feed him solids? He’s two! He can handle it!”

I don’t have much for this, sorry. I’m not clear on the part about not getting up and walking out after the part about the live-in baby/baby-mama came up. Oh, and spelling the word “jipped” doesn’t make it any less offensive. Sorry.

Are you saying she’s not racist because she loves the one black person she knows who is her child?

It came out too dark! Breakfast is RUINED!

Your couch is tacky, and I hate you.

It would also make her come across as a better person. Throwing a fit because her child is brown is REALLY shitty. But making the argument that a sperm bank should be super safe, and that if one of its clients gets different sperm than what she picked then that means that the clinic is unreliable and what if they fail

It’s peculiar that her attorney didn’t plead negligence in the alternative. It’s more likely to have gone through to the merits, which she would need to settle for the sake of her kid.

I clicked on that Mindy article and this was also in The Guardian:

‘I’ve made a huge mistake’.

What the fuck kind of Cobra Kai is that?

Trump would have gone on talking but campaign had half-day.

Why can’t we have 2 Bonds? We can make this work.

Booo. BOOOOOOO. Bad. Bad commenter.