When I go running, I fart. A lot. Normally I am running by myself so I just let them rip without shame, or until I am at least far enough away from the person running past me to claim a smelt it dealt it situation. So one night I had gone for a 5 mile jog at this park near my house (shout out to Green Lake) and I…
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Of course he did. Who's better than Ezra?
this email scandal is making me never want to read an email ever again
That also serves as an adept description of what is wrong with both Tyga's and Jared Fogle's romantic/sexual predilictions.
If you’ve read my previous coverage of Kim and Kanye, you should know I’m not even a secret fan. I'm just a fan. I think they are great (more kim than Kanye). And I think this is great, too.
I wish more people would learn about organ donation in general. My Mom died while still on the waiting list for a lung (after 3 years). Trust me, when a loved one needs it and you must watch helplessly while they die before your eyes, you will desperately want someone to make this incredibly generous decision before…
Just wanted to note that I lost a kidney this year to cancer and my lifestyle has changed zero percent since. I don’t feel any different, I still eat and drink the same things, just as active, etc. The only difference is I have a cool scar now.
People should totally look into altruistic kidney donation! Operation-wise it’s safer than childbirth, and you’re totally good to go with one kidney and at the top of the transplant list if your remaining kidney ever bites the dust down the road. Your donation can set off a chain reaction of donations (the matching…
My pappy was buried in a nice flannel shirt and suspenders.
I drug myself 5-6 nights a week. However, instead of being afraid I might have been taken advantage of, I just make sure I didn’t get on the internet or leave the stove on.
OMG DANCING WITH THE CARS.
He has really gone to hell since he broke up with Penelope Garcia.
aaarrrgyle like a sweater joke. Bwahaha.
It’s actually from unbreakable kimmy schmidt, I wish I could claim it.
The proletariat?
In 2009, family portraits and antiques worth hundreds of thousands of pounds, including a handwritten account of the English Civil War written by one of his ancestors, were offered for sale in order to cover an overdraft of £1 million and help secure the castle’s financial future.
Does anyone have tips for how to determine what is making my cheeks perma-red
what if you’re not restrained you’re just dead inside