I think we have to remember she was 16.*

I know, right? I’ve got one girl kid that plays lacrosse and one that plays softball. The girls teams have to claw and fight for every minute of stadium time. Seeing those little girls so excited gives me FEELINGS...

oh god, the thank you for letting us dream poster ;~;

so many of them on the train this morning. just roving bands of kickass little girls and i was just standing there cramped on the A train like

So yeah, how many ticker tape parades have you been in, Andy Benoit?

I’m glad that little girls have such kick ass role models. NOT YOU HOPE SIT DOWN!

I think he’d be so much better in a The Soup-type environment (at least how they used to shoot it). Just a couple people on the crew laughing and letting those awkward moments sit and creep.

Hannibal Buress > Amy Schumer

So this son, he single?

6. Letting Jared from Subway watch us for the day.

The Jared Leto Tattooed Joker has gone far enough. No more tattoos on Batman!

IN ADDITION TO: “The 42-year-old had a dolphin on his right hip covering up the name of his high-school sweetheart, and has been seen with barbed wire across his right bicep...”

“I'm Backtatman"

Can someone, pretty please, conduct a study about the women who buy hook line and sinker into these marketing schemes that eventually become a Thing(tm)You(tm)Have(tm)To(tm)Have(tm)For(tm)Your(tm)SpecialDayofSnowflakery(tm)?

I have had it with this motherfucking lack of cameras on this motherfucking plane!

Whenever someone uses all caps I just assume they are wrong.

Maybe they should have sent the team from Regularsizednesia.

Lil Sebastian memorial mini horse lending library.

Guys, no need to be team cat or team dog. Just hear me out. Miniature horse library.