This news is so good I wanna dip my balls in it.

And, for the love of Jebus, go watch the State (available on Hulu.) I originally watched it when it was on as a much younger (too young) future adult. I always had such loin-feelings for Ken Marino, even as an 8-or-so year-old and it didn't occur to me until a repeated viewing that this was leveraged for maximum…

I decided very impulsively to leave my job and pursue a Master's in a totally different field about three weeks ago. Got in to the program Tuesday, last day at work was Friday, and classes start Monday. I haven't had a "back-to-school season" in nine years and I don't yet know how the fuck I'm going to pay for…

seconded.

I've always felt that Jon Snow has been objectively pretty, but not really my thing. And then I just saw this trailer and the only thing I could muster about Kit Harrington was, "well, he is not unattractive."

I think, especially if you're close, a heart-felt gift that you know they'll actually enjoy is great. It seems to me that one of the primary reasons for registries is to tell people who you don't know as intimately what you need because they can't get you the more meaningful gifts. So do it.

My therapist has appointments as late as 7. I used to be able to leave for appointments with her during the workday at my old job, but that has become impossible with my newer job. They way she schedules I need to be on top of grabbing all the 7pms as soon as they become available (they schedule for two months or so…

My parents were married in their condo and had close friends and family for a long weekend in town. They were on the Jersey Shore and it was August, so they just kind of hung out on the beach and at their building's pool. It was the second marriage for both of them - my mom wore blue and my dad wore a tan suit. It was…

I totally don't mean to equate one course I took in undergrad to your issues, but I'm going to share my experience. I took a course in Chinese Politics my sophomore year that was totally on point with my interests and I absolutely loved the professor. The course, and the professor, were notoriously challenging. I…

I know you've been preparing for months, so you may be you're as ready as you're gonna be. Refresh a bit, but cool your jets.

I'm an adherent to the "dirty kid" laws of hygiene. I played in the woods, ate things I shouldn't have, and have never used a toilet seat cover ... and yet I am actually sick far less frequently than others (though maybe hungover more frequently - that's a separate issue.)

I lost a job I had for four years when I was 25. It really wrecked me for a while and i was unemployed for about 6 months before I found a new job. After a year or so of testing that job, I stopped commuting 2 hours each way and moved to a new city (and state.) Fast forward 1.5 years I thought I was getting a better…

Many years ago I went to a friend from college's birthday and saw some people I hadn't seen since graduation (it had only been about two years then... it's now been eight.) I exchanged numbers with this one guy friend from college, as I hadn't actually had a cell while we were in school (well I did during senior year…

Girl, I'm with you. Though I've had a number of one-night stands, I've never had a date. In retrospect, my friends have been like, "Oh, he was totally into you you ..." So if he was into me why didn't he ask for my number or anything? If I am to believe that all these dudes over the last 10+ years were really into me,…

I was always a Jordan girl, but my bff who turned out to be a goth weirdo like me as well was a Danny girl. We would later talk about how he actually resembled former Yankees' catcher and current Yankees' manager Joe Girardi. We both always loved Joe and my bud got to meet him (Girardi) at the mall once. Also my late…

I love what you're putting down and all, but in my mind Donnie Wahlberg can do no wrong since I once touched him on the shoulder in 2008 and I watched so many video iterations of him since about 1989. It's just really my greatest heartbreak of all time that she is with him, even though he has always been #4 on my…

p.s. - If I'm posting on Jez and it's after 7pm I'm drunk too. Drunk internet is the best internet.

the sentiment alone suffices.

Why are we surprised Ben Stiller is ripped? He's Tony Perkis, dude.

I get way too excited when even my friends favorite/retweet my tweets. I think the only time I actually got retweeted by a "celeb" was the one that could have possibly meant the most to me. I don't think I could even handle if a known-outside-punkrock celeb acknowledged me. (P.S. I'm a grown-ass almost 30-year-old…