I had a buddy who went to grad school half-way across the country and was matched somehow with an undergrad in an off-campus townhouse. They were roommates for two years and remain friends 8 years later. Then again, neither of the people in my story were amateur pornographers.

My sophomore year of college I had a double-single (thanks to my roommate going kind of batshit after only a month or so and essentially blaming me for her having broken her back before I even met her) in a suite with my lacrosse teammates, but I shared an apparently paper-thin wall with a girl from my hockey team in…

My birthday isn't on Halloween, but on the 18th, which I know is different. However, as a mini-goth, I LOVED being able to always have halloween-themed birthday parties. One year in particular - I think it was my ninth in fourth grade - I had a costume party and my mom made all sorts of spooky snacks to replicate body…

My first one is nowhere near the worst and I chalk it up to the dude's total lack of social abilities, but I was at a locals-type bar on the Jersey Shore (where I'm from) when I was about 24 or 25. I was with maybe five other people - both guys and girls - and a much older "gentleman" - I'd say at least 45 - started…

He retreated a little just as the kick went off. As an arm-chair professional athlete, he needed to have either kept his ground to maintain the angle or move up a step as the pass went out. He increased the open angle and also might have been left more flat-footed. Not that it was necessarily save-able anyway because…

As a keeper - agreed. Sure, he might have gotten another inch and tipped the ball himself. but who knows what other play that would have set in motion. Maybe a shorter range and more dangerous ball. If anything, this shows that his angles were spot on for the play on the first shot and his ability to react to the…

excellent movie choice. i haven't watched it in too long because my copy is on vhs. need to fix that. i have had a guilty pleasure crush on malcolm mcdowell since seeing that movie when i was about 10. and the soundtrack!

I was just the foreperson on a jury last month (attempted murder) and I feel kind of conflicted about whether we were being all CSI Effect-y. But there was absolutely zero physical evidence and all the witnesses contradicted each other and their previous statements. All but one of us that voted not guilty (we ended…

I took a few Criminology classes in college around 2003-2005 and "the CSI Effect" was covered in our classes. It's been around for quite a while.

I don't have anything fun or insightful to say, but I am tickled pink. I have lived in Philly for just over 2.5 years and have worked here for almost four. I moved from NJ, a state which was also embarrassingly late in the equality game if we're being honest, and I waited with bated breath for PA to catch up. Since…

The first person I ever knew that did Crossfit is a Mexican-American lady. I know her through lacrosse, so she was definitely fit at the start. Before Crossfit conquered the earth, she used to speak of it like a religion. She definitely loved it, but that doesn't answer the weight-related questions you have. I think,…

I was so eager to get in here and post something to this effect.

I would read literally any article with Krang in the lede. That's all I have to say because my 29-year-old brain doesn't remember anything but Ninja Turtles.

Only took him 23 years to make management ...

REDACTING. YES. In the legal profession, I have sometimes had to do white-out and marker where one or the other doesn't do the trick. The tape almost always does it on the first go.

I totally call those tape things, "white-out cars" and almost everyone knows what I'm talking about when I'm like, "yo, do you have one of those white-out cars?" I'm just like "vroom ... white! vrooom ... white! VROOOOM!"

P.S. - I work in an occupation where we sometimes-to-often have to make changes to signed forms…

Posted this video elsewhere in this thread. Kinda want to post it to every comment. Pre-teen girls are probably the worst. I think anyone that wanted to be anyone in my jr. high/intermediate school ate only a soft pretzel with a snapple iced tea during the day. I first did it to save my extra lunch money for my…

If bodily fluids are going to be in play and we are not bounded by reality (Fugazi playing Coachella is just as unlikely as anything else we can dream up), let's just send zombie G.G. Allin in and go for the gold.