Kelly Kapoor: Excuse me, sea monster, you weigh like a thousand pounds.
Lonny: Yeah?
Kelly Kapoor: Yeah.
Lonny: I bet you'd like to swim with this sea monster, wouldn't you?

Ugh. Yes. I have no stake in Miley or even popular country music in general, but am very into the alternative country scene that has come out in the last decade or so from former punk/hardcore singers doing the singer/songwriter rounds (Chuck Ragan and Tim Barry to name the top contenders - please check them out.).…

I echo what another commenter said that you might be able to look into counseling - or at least career counseling, which still might be able to help you greatly and you can sort of use as emotional counseling - through your town/city/county/community organization. My first entrée into counseling was via my high school…

I was just explaining to my friend the other day that I do most of my grooming at my desk. When I'm at home it's like I want it to be a "judgement-free zone," so I hardly look in the mirror. I have a desk drawer dedicated to my Rx medications, OTC medicine, my make-up (If I ever wear it, it's usually going somewhere…

There are so many people on this thread that have similar pube-y facial hairs that I don't know who to respond to directly, but I have more than just that, so here are my things:

I'm 29 as well and got involved a few years ago when there was a younger woman (probably a mature-looking teen, actually) getting harassed on the El. I asked her to get off at my stop with me - and she did. No one else on the train was saying anything about what was going on and she was just sitting there, mortified,…

Oh, most definitely. I just have very few "stories" and like to feel connected to the world in some way. My crowning achievement this week was that Charles Barkley walked past a bar I was in. I'll probably be talking about that one for at least the next few years.

Really, the summary is just that he was a total diva and ran about campus as if his previous film career (e.g. Angus - one of my favorite movies of all time) made him a legend, even pre-Dawson. Maybe I was being histrionic, but this would happen to also be the school at which Soon Yi Previn was attending when her…

My comment here ignores Ms. Kardashian and has only to do with my love for modern-day Van der Beek. I have watched Don't Trust the B* all the way through maybe three times and wish there were more episodes. He also went to the same small college I did, though he dropped out (for Dawson's Creek) and I was about six…

I've never really understood the collective crush the internet has on Tom Hiddleston. But that snake hips gif ... I'm going to watch it for the rest of the night.

I have an exceptionally Irish-sounding name and live in a very Irish-American neighborhood (coincidentally), so those that don't know me well expect me to care a great deal about St. Paddy's. I'm really less than 50% Irish and never cared too much for the bastardized holiday. I tried the big parades/bar crawls earlier…

I swear by Oscar Blandi powder dry shampoo and I've been getting away with washing it every 5-7 days for a while whereas my hair used to get greasy at 24 hours on the dot. You have to get over the hump - now I don't even need to use the dry shampoo every day. I have medium-dark brown hair and Oscar Blandi is white and…

Re: Josh Brolin - His statement infuriates me. My brother is in prison right now for charges related to heroin use. Everything JB says rings completely false. He is absolutely trying to get "street cred" - which is RIDICULOUS. Heroin is the fucking worst and only, somehow, getting even more terrible and potent. He…

OH MY FREAKING JEEZUS CHRIST IN A CRACKER BARRELL, THAT BABY.

and i guess they are decent, principled, semi-private people? good for them.

Meryl owned this.

Jared Leto ran in like *that kid* who never got invited to anything.

you might not have gotten un-greyed, but you have at least 21 likes. count that as a win.

Oh, HEEEYYY, I've been shared to Groupthink! This is a first for me, but I'm stoked for the conversation.

I'm not entirely sure whether I'm supposed to read this as a straight question or not ....so .... I just watched the clip and I didn't catch either?