When I was a kid we used to pour Pixie Sticks onto our tongue without letting it touch the roof of our mouths, so that a lot of it was still dry. Then you walk up to someone and blow a short burst of air at them, thus blasting them in the face with powdered candy.

Very passionate issue. I am glad to find I have allies on this though.

Theres a right way and a wrong way to make an advance, and it is up to us to be socially intelligent enough to figure out when.

Yeah I’ve been replaying some shitty behavior in my 20s in my mind. I was pushy at times. I never ignored a hard no, but I did try to get people to change minds, stuff like that. I feel a little sick thinking about it, and I wish I knew then what I know now.

It certainly did me. It has forced me to re-evaluate a lot of my previous interactions with women. It has also made me realize I need to be exceedingly proactive in teaching my son about consent, boundaries, accountability, etc.

Something that the last few weeks have made me done is really go over my own past in the hopes that I could convince myself that I was one of the “good” guys and while I know I’m on solid ground in terms of always having consent when I’ve had sex I do really wonder about how I’ve acted in all-male spaces in…

I’d mock you, but I have an uneasy feeling that you might be my accountant.

I have a more stringent policy on microwaving fish in the office than the WWE has on steroids.

WTF, no opinion on diagonal staples? So much better, and less chance of tearing.

....Or at least don’t sit in the upper level. With all the alcohol consumption, it doesn’t take much for something flare up.

I mean, I don’t know how much clearer I can be about this (I also don’t know why people dance around making this point): If you support Donald Trump, you’re a bad person.

Having competed in Quiz Bowl for years, he’s not wrong. You can only write so many questions about trivia.

(He is not the same Daniel Roberts who has written for Deadspin about Floyd Mayweather, but people will probably still tweet angrily at him the next time the other Daniel Roberts writes here.)

Pssh, Kansas City always covers in games played at home on weekday nights when the temperature is above 50 degrees at kickoff against another team whose uniforms feature imagery appropriated from Native Americans.

They’re gonna fuck me out of hundreds of dollars. My friend and I took a 4team parlay for the whole season, and part of that parlay was Jets under 4.5 wins.

A week or a month to recover? Bullshit. It takes months, sometimes years to recover from a broken heart.

Shawnee KS. I grew up maybe a mile from there, never thought I’d see a picture of my hometown Ace Hardware on Jalopnik!

As a non-Pats fan, let me just say: fuck ALL of you Pats fans.

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