Can I get a Deadspin HoF ballot for Dale Hansen and only Dale Hansen?

And if you don’t think white privilege is a fact, you don’t understand America.

Here’s to hoping Dale follows in the footsteps of his distant cousin Chris and pitches ABC on a sting show where he arranges to meet white supremacists and nationalists he meets online...

Patriots TE Rob Gronkowski: “I have 69 touchdowns.”

The red shirt dude...that reaction is four feelings in one face.

SPORTS BLOGGERS CAN’T MELT STEEL BEEMS!

David S. Pumpkins! :-)

Hey You. Get the fuck out.

That sounds vaguely familiar. I spent 10 days there last year, right after the Pope’s visit and right before President Obama came down. I miss those days. Truly one of the nicest vacations I’ve ever had.

It is some tasty shit, and a nice break from the obligatory mojito before dinner. Both the dark and light (I can’t remember the name) are made by the State. Not bad for a bunch of dirty commies. “Bucanero” gave us the word “buccaneer” according to one of my Cuban hosts. Something to do with them smuggling bacon, iirc.…

That’s known to happen. I do a lot of printing at work, and I curiously enjoy the smell of a freshly-opened pack of paper. Try driving past a paper mill sometime and stick your head out the window. (Actually, don’t)

Morris: He got a point. Carl Lucas was a bad motherfucker!

Oh, there they go. There they go, every time I start talkin’ ‘bout fighting, a white man got to pull Matt Murdock out they ass. That’s their one, that’s their one. Matt Murdock! Matt Murdockut! Let me tell you something, once and for all-Matt Murdock was good; but compared to Luke Cage, Matt Murdoch ain’t shit.

My family and I (wife, 2 daughters now 11 and 7) have gone the last three years for what we call “Hallowee-Mas”, usually arriving a day before Halloween and staying through November 5th-6th or so. The parks are not nearly as crowded AND you get the added benefit of experiencing two “holidays”. By this I mean that the…

Horrible choice of music. Needs some Benny Hill. And it’s so relaxing seeing cyclists eat asphalt.

He should have Czekaj’d himself before he Wzekaj’d himself.

1) Tweets are tech.

I read this article... doesn’t every one of the tests they use actually prove the point that resting is better? I’ve tested this with both thick steaks and pork tenderloin roasts as drunken experiments.

Nice