Grossi: [accuses Browns of conspiring with Barnwell]

This is me, every time an EVE article gets posted.

I spent my entire weekend calling in rules violations to the LPGA, so it was nice being able to take this game off. Good job refs.

Add roast beef to this and you have a Subway Club.

Now the turkeys mean business!

Sweet Jeebus, could you imagine if the NFL encouraged fans to report infractions as they were happening on the field, and then those infractions would be enforced? Holy shitballs, that would be a cosmic clusterfuck. But...I kind of also want to see it.

I’m with PharmClub. Consider this your star.

Are we sure Kige Ramsey survived?

Wisconsin fan. It didn’t help, so I am imagining you as Duke instead.

It’s like they say, when life gives you lemons, look the fuck out for Patrick Redford.

I agree 100%. Just substitute “unattended bicycles” for “citrus” and I’m exactly the same way.

All Night Long

Skittles, regular M&Ms, and Reese’s Pieces mixed in a bowl together. For Chaos.

- Bill Belichick, on New York Jets defensive schemes

D.B. Pooper

Little Jerry’s going to get his clock cleaned

Good to see he’s not suffering from ereptile dysfunction.

More like a lowlight truther, in this case.

I went to the LSU-Florida matchup in BR yesterday. 14,500 attendance, flames, cheerleaders, band, dance team. It was an awesome spectacle, and the ladies competing were amazing. There we 2 perfect 10s, both on the vault, it was really cool to watch.