I’ve been coming to this site too long. I was waiting for the kid to get injured or a drunk adult to steal the ball.

CONFIRMED.

Always highlight truthers

Those two words are my reaction to this game in general.

My fucking favorite was the asshat older brother in Weird Science, Chet :)

RIP, Chet.

He’ll forever be Chet from Weird Science, fuckface.

Aporkalypse

Mentos does make a gum, but the phrasing there is awful.

Go to the City Museum. It’s a McPlayPlace for grown-ups.

That video so perfectly encapsulates the Ron Prince era it’s uncanny.

Let me help out the people of Lawrence.

Counterpoint: Fuck KU.

this makes me nostalgic for the MIZ-Fuck-KU chant. stay strong k-state

Dime Bags Two For One

Hrm. Well, my usual method is to put on the Essential Weird Al and keep shuffling until I find one that works. This might be a better approach. I’ll try that.

He also made Joey Votto take this swing in his MVP season:

All of them. The answer is all of them.

Oakley for Mayor